If there is one fucking sentence I can go the rest of my life without hearing it would have to be: “Hey dude. You should listen to Ghost. You’d love them.” If I had a penny for every time I heard that phrase I’d be a fucking millionaire. I’ve given them a listen and I couldn’t fucking stand it. I even waited a little while and gave them another listen. I thought I might like it but I found that I liked it even less the 2nd time around. After that people were just like, “Man, how can you not like Ghost? You love [enter band name here].” Well, I love ketchup but I fucking hate tomatoes. Your point is?
I can dig what Ghost is going for but here’s the deal. They fall completely flat in my opinion. It’s a gimmick, it’s a shtick, and I get it, people fucking love shit like that but at the end of the day it’s just not done really well. Matter of fact, I can think of seven occult rock bands that do this thing way better than Ghost does minus the corny Satanic Vatican thing. So if you’re like me and you fucking don’t like Ghost, here are seven bands for you to help you forget that this shitty band even exists.
Purson
This London based psychedelic hard rock quintet first caught my ear with their song “Leaning on a Bear” from their 2013 debut album ‘The Circle and the Blue Door.’ Upon hearing this song I tracked down the album only to discover that this song was just a mere introduction to what this band is all about. Their song “The Contract” is a much more fair representation of this band to be honest. It is such a strong song and it embodies what I feel like this band is truly capable of doing.
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Blood Ceremony
You remember how I talked about how people be like, “Dude, you gotta listen to this band…”? Well, Blood Ceremony is another one of those bands. My buddy Jeff was as a Kylesa show (who I don’t like) and he texts me saying, “Don. I just saw your new favorite band. Check out Blood Ceremony.” Well, he was right on the money with this one because nothing about this band sucks.
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The Devil’s Blood
A couple of years ago a friend asked me if I would go review a band called The Devil’s Blood. They were opening for Behemoth and Watain which right away had me second guessing it. All of the sudden, yeah, you guessed it: “Don! You’re going to love this band. They’re not what you think.” I went to the show with an open mind and without even hearing one note of this band. From the first note of “The Thousandfold Epicentre” I was floored and I had once again found a new favorite to add to the tier. These Dutch occult rockers had a sound that was such a great mix of classic bands such as Blue Oyster Cult, Hawkwind, and lead vocalist Farida Lemouchi this this soulful, hauntingly beautiful voice that possessed a kind of folkish quality ala Melanie (folk singer).
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Orchid
When I first heard this San Francisco based quartet my first thoughts were “What the fuck is this? Some unreleased Sabbath stuff?” I actually didn’t like it because if I wanted to listen to Sabbath, I would listen to Sabbath. As time passed, the more crap metal bands I was hearing the more Orchid sounded like a good idea. When I revisited them again by listening to their compilation The Capricorn Sessions I suddenly got it.
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The Oath
Fronted by the songwriting duo of singer Johanna Sadonis and guitarist Linnéa Olsson, The Oath emerged onto the scene making quite a bit of noise with their Night Child/Black Rainbow 7”. The band was quickly signed to Rise Above records and put out their mind blowing self-titled debut album. With songs rooted deep in the occult and touching on the darker side of the spectrum, the Oath’s songs both grabbed me and fascinated me. Musically the Oath pulls from many influences and covers everything from Merciful Fate to Black Sabbath to Motorhead and all else in between.
The Oath joins the ranks of many other female based bands that I have found myself loving so much these days. Why is that? Well, it’s for no other reason other than they just kick ass and have great songs. Whether you’re a woman or a man or a goat or whatever, if you rock, you just flat out rock and that’s all there is to it. The Oath delivers and does it well.
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Jess and the Ancient Ones
In my never ending quest to find new music, I suddenly found myself at a website where someone listed his top occult rock/metal bands. On that list was Jess and the Ancient Ones. At first I just laughed when I saw the band name as I thought it sounded a bit silly. While it really did sound kind of silly, the name stuck with me and I felt compelled to seek out some music from these minstrels of psychedelic rock. Well played Jess and the Ancient Ones, well played.
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Avatarium
Avatarium is Swedish. SURPRISE! I only say this because it seems that so many of my favorite bands are from Sweden. Sabaton, Graveyard, Blues Pills, you name it. I should start a saying, “If it ain’t Swedish, its crap” but then again, Kadavar being from Germany would trump that right away so nevermind. Avatarium (much like almost all of these bands) came from a good friend of mine (this time from LA) telling me, “Don, you have to hear this band.” Well, I did and 7 songs and 50 minutes later I was reaching for the play button once again.