Have you ever seen a movie that is so bad that you love it? You know the movie I’m talking about. The one where the cast members look nothing like the people they’re portraying, the wigs are uber obvious, and there is corny, shitfully placed dialog placed in just for the sake of telling a story. Netflix released the trailer for the Motley Crue biopic The Dirt and this is exactly the kind of movie it is. This looks horrible right out of the box yet I’m so excited to watch it. Can we also quickly note that the guy playing Mick Mars not only looks way too young but that it’s the same guy that played Ramsay on Game of thrones?
I literally feel conflicted because I’m actually really excited to see this movie. I don’t have a fucking clue why. Maybe it’s because I was such a big Crue fan as a kid that it would be cool to see someone attempt to bring all of those fabled stories and moments to life. I’m sure this thing is going to make Rockstar look like Gone With the Wind but either way, you can bet your sweet ass I’m going to tune in and watch this shit!