For Sale: The Ultimate Piece of Mastodon Memorabilia

So my wife comes home from work today and says, “You’ll never believe what I found on Craigslist today!” She the shows me this link: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/reb/2504210306.html

About The Mastohome: This Home Features a Large, Open Kitchen with Tons of Counterspace & Cabinets, Upgraded Black Appliances, Recessed Lighting, and Room for a Large Island. The Enclosed Back Porch Boasts Plank Wood Flooring and Large Windows. Enjoy the Open Deck Overlooking a Fenced In Yard- Perfect for Kids, Pets, and Entertaining! 1 Car Garage is Great for Parking & Storage. Gleaming Hardwood Floors, Crown Molding, and Spacious Bedrooms Complete This Home to Make it the Perfect Place to Call Home!

*Seller is Lead Singer of Rock Group MASTADON!*

That’s right! If you’re a Mastodon fan it looks like you can own a nice piece of memorabilia in the form of the house owned by bassist/singer Troy Sanders. The even bigger kicker here is that it turns out it’s right around the corner from where we live. I mean, I think Mastodon is cool but why couldn’t it have been the singer for Graveyard or like, all the guys in Holy Grail?

Cool nonetheless. I love when random shit like this just falls onto my plate!

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Don

I have been running this blog since 2009. AKA as the Great Southern Brainfart, Southeast of Heaven is my baby now and forever. I’ve had my ups and downs with bands over the years but they are all great experiences and memories. My Swedish friend Charlie said once, “Don is known for being one of the meanest bastards in American rock journalism.” It’s nice to be loved.

I also once took a shit in Anthrax’s dressing room toilet and didn’t flush.

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